Not A Proctologist Tee

🦆 “Not a Proctologist” Tee

COMFORT COLORS TEES!

“I’m not a proctologist… but I know an asshole when I see one.”

This one’s for the brutally honest and unapologetically funny. Featuring a sassy duck rocking shades and sipping iced coffee, this tee says exactly what everyone else is thinking — with a little extra attitude.

Details:

• 💖 Soft & Comfy: Premium cotton blend with that broken-in feel

• 😎 Unisex Fit: Perfectly relaxed for any body type

• 🎨 Vibrant Print: Bold, fade-resistant colors that hold up to your sarcasm

• 🧵 Color: Bright pink — because confidence looks good on you

• 🦆 Designed by: Luckless Apparel — for those who don’t sugarcoat life

Perfect For:

• Coffee runs, lazy Sundays, and calling out bad vibes

• Gifting to your sassiest friend (or keeping for yourself)

• Anyone who believes honesty is an art form

Speak your truth — one duck at a time. ☕🖕