I'd Love to Stay & Chat (but I'm lying) Trucker Hat

The perfect polite lie. I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm lying. This hat makes your exit strategy crystal clear with brutal honesty.

Why it's perfect:

• Honest exit strategy
• Polite lie exposed
• Classic trucker hat with breathable mesh back
• Adjustable snapback for comfortable fit
• Available in multiple color combinations

Perfect for: Introverts, people who hate small talk, social escape artists, or just being honest about wanting to leave

Details: One size fits most | Foam front with mesh back | Adjustable snapback closure