I Fart On The First Date Trucker Hat

Why wait? If they can't handle you at your gassiest, they don't deserve you at your best. This hat celebrates radical honesty in dating from the very first date.

Why it's perfect:

• Brutally honest about your dating style
• Weeds out the weak early
• Classic trucker hat with breathable mesh back
• Adjustable snapback for comfortable all-day wear
• Available in multiple color combinations

Perfect for: People who keep it real, first dates (obviously), anyone with digestive honesty, or just owning your natural self

Details: One size fits most | Foam front with mesh back | Adjustable snapback closure