I Ditched My Kid For This Trucker Hat

You got a babysitter. You ditched your kid. And you're here now. This hat celebrates parental escape with zero guilt and total honesty.

Why you'll love it:

• Honest parenting priorities
• Guilt-free escape energy
• Classic trucker hat with breathable mesh back
• Adjustable snapback for comfortable all-day wear
• Available in multiple color combinations

Perfect for: Parents on a night out, mom's night, dad's night, or anyone who left the kids at home

Details: One size fits most | Foam front with mesh back | Adjustable snapback closure